Some Funny SMS
Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!
They said i need an ugly person to get me out...
hurry up
Galiloeo:- Great Mind,
Einstein:- Genius Mind,
Newton:- Extraordinary Mind
Me:- MasterMind,
YOU:- Never Mind!
So Sweet is your SMILE,
So Sweet is your STYLE,
So Sweet is your VOICE,
So Sweet is your EYE,
see! ..........how Sweetly I Lie!
A baby fish asked her mother:- Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish:- Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.
Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
I am a killer..,I kill people for money...... But because you are my friend, So I'll kill you for nothing!!
A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.
See sky,u'll see heaven's face, see sun, u'll see times race, See moon, u'll See depth of lake, See mirror & u'll See GODS cutest mistake.
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
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