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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, 'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again? For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
The trouble with finding ur perfect soul mate is that she would probably want to get married, then 4 weeks after the wedding u would meet another perfect soul mate, with larger breasts.
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
What's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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