adult sms
Mother: if any boy touch ur boobs say don’t. If he touch ur pussy say stop it. Daughter: But mom he touched booth so i said DON’T STOP IT (By boto dako)
kutub minar ko dekhakar shyar n likha- ajab karishma dekha khuda-e-karim ka..! aasma ko chodne chala hai lawda jamin ka...!(By nilu patil)
Sardar ki Gand Par Pimple hua, Wo Aaine me dekh kar creame laga raha tha. Tabhi uska Lund khada ho gaya. Sardar Bola : Soja Maderchaod, Apni hi Gand hai.(By Jogi)
Ladki boli 200 lungi, hil hil ke dungi, Ladka bola 100 dunga hil mat mai khud hi lunga. Ludki boli 100 bhi bacha le haath se hila le. (By rajesh)
ek aadmi ne gusti ke muh me de rakha tha gusti boli jaldi se 500 rs de do nahi to kaat loongi,aadmi bola tu 5000 rs de warna susu kar doonga(By rajivdubey)
nurse came out with the newborn kid, santa rushed 2 her and after seeing the kid she shouted beta hua beta,she slapped her, leave my finger, u fool, its a gal.(By niv )
us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . . ? dekha ho gya na suit case band (By Arpit...9811444694)
Girl-my brest are radio.My left nipple is vlume&my wright nipple is tunning.BOY.dono to ghumaya par koi sound nahi aaya..Ghirl_niche plug tera baap dalega..govardhan.(By GOVARDHAN SINGH.)
oh god cannot be considered as calling god,with fear...when it is uttered in betweeen love making(By ilyas)
a woman standing in bustop holding kotex packet in her hand a beggar came and asked madam please can u give me that bread packet am so hungry madam : come tommorow i will this bread along with jam................(By rock)
