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Expand WIFE Wonderful Instrument For Ever(By Venkat)
Sumitra- I am lik a radio. my left niple is volum right niple is tuner. Pravat- dono dabate hue kaha, "aare no sound." Sumitra- oho... Niche plug kya gaon wale lagaenge ?(By Sumitra)
The budding trees, the new flowers, and birds that sweetly sing, whisper to me that it’s Easter. Here is wishing a warmth for your soul on Easter and always! Happy Easter(By Lolllll)
Girl- what do you most like in me? Boy- A round one like throw ball with a black spot in the middle. Girl- hey... Boy- yes, your eyes(By Sena)
us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . . ? dekha ho gya na suit case band (By Arpit) (By abhishek)
all animals male are fuck their partners continues in jungle then partners pray to god god cut every male’s penis bring a card to each say come after one week, but a monkey very happy , why? b cos he got elephant pass...... (By Ashok patel )
Patel na Gher Dikro Aavyo... Patel Patlani ne: Kevo Che?????? Patlani: Sav Tamara Jevo j chhe Patel: Atle Kevo?? samjyo nahi Patlani: Dhavya j Kare Chhe…..(By Gopal)
What is the difference between breast and park ? Both were designed for children and adults enjoy more.......(By Ashik )
A drunk guy says while kissing his girlfriend --- Darling ur lips are very salty Today... Gf - hhhmmm!... Honey, ur in between my leg.........(By 9032344698)
Train me 3 Gujrati girls thi.. sardar ne unse naam puchha to girls boli: Priya Ben, Shilpa Ben aur Leena Ben.Aur Aapka Naam? Sardar: Billu Benchod..(By Antunia)
