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A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?" A good discussion is like a miniskirt Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss husband - piss him wife - u did that and he fired u husband - fuck him wife - i did that! and you can go to work from tomorrow(By santu)
Aaj ladkiya mardo se kam nhi,hume is baat ka koi gam nahi,mana k wo chand per jaigi,per jami per aaker hami se chudwayegi.(By verma c p)
ek din do ladkya swing pull me naha rahi the to phelle ladki ne kath ke teri too neche wale nahi hai too dosri ladkyi ne kaha ke jis road per traffic jayda hota hai us road per gass nahi hoti(By rajkumar)
ab kyo lagi ho rone jab baccha laga hai hone jo kiya so ab bharo jab to khati the aur karo aur karo(By rajkumar)
1 2,I Love You, 3 4, Love Me More, 5 6, Give Me Kiss, 7 8, Don’t Be Late, 9 10, Hug Me Then(By Sulu)
Bacha lady ki chadi ki taraf ishara karke-anty ye kya h lady-beta ye sigdi h. Kya me isme apni mungfali sek lu nahi beta sham ko isme unkle ka bhutta sekenge(By --)
on seeing soldier girl told to mother, mother said come inside house they people are not good,girl said soldiers are indian, then mother said then bring the goat also inside(By SKP)
Mother: if any boy touch ur boobs say don’t. If he touch ur pussy say stop it. Daughter: But mom he touched booth so i said DON’T STOP IT (By boto dako)
kutub minar ko dekhakar shyar n likha- ajab karishma dekha khuda-e-karim ka..! aasma ko chodne chala hai lawda jamin ka...!(By nilu patil)
Sardar ki Gand Par Pimple hua, Wo Aaine me dekh kar creame laga raha tha. Tabhi uska Lund khada ho gaya. Sardar Bola : Soja Maderchaod, Apni hi Gand hai.(By Jogi)
