adult sms
Bra me tumhare apni kami chod jayenge,panty me pyari si nami chod jayenge,umarbhar dunte phiroge,pet me pyar ki nisani chod jayenge. -- Sent on a phone using T9space.com(By Anjalika)
ladki ke hoton me jo ras hai wahi somras hai,cine par jo aam hai wahi chardham hai,uske niche jo van hai wahi brindavan hai or usme jo dwar hai wahi haridwar hai.(By rajiv shankar)
Wife:- Jaanu, kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti! Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta!(By arun)
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. (By himanshumer)
apka rashifal: dhyan chuchi par rahega land par pakad dhili rahegi chut ka darshan nirasha janak rahega koi gand bhi maar sakta hai hosiyar rahna (By anupam)
old women: ameku city gurinchi teliyadu. first time move ki velsundi akkada scituation wife and husbend godava.atanu aame midha kirocin postanu. appudu aa musalame lechi ori munda kodaka aa porini endukura champuthav antundi appudu aa pakkane vunna young lady lechi a bamma disturb cheyaku antundi. old women : o poori vadiki neeku sambandam endi....(By uma)
Hasino ne hasin banke guna kiya.. Auro ko hi nahi hame bhi barbad kiya.. Pesh kiya jab gazlon me unki bewafai ko.. Auro ne to thik unhone bhi wah wah wah kiy... Mob..9704222202(By rahul)
Hasino ne hasin banke guna kiya.. Auro ko hi nahi hame bhi barbad kiya.. Pesh kiya jab gazlon me unki bewafai ko.. Auro ne to thik unhone bhi wah wah wah kiy... Mob..9704222202(By rahul)
ek rand ki kavita... Mohabbat ke siva aur bhi gaum hai jamane me.. Mohabbat ke siva aur bhi gaum hai jamane me.. Kabhi aake dekho CHOOT fat jati hai kamane me,..(By rahul)
rape case:judage 2 Lady.. Aap bta sakti hai vo aadmi kaun tha..? Lady:koi bahar ka tha. Judge:kaise? Ladyg:itna bada LUND hamare mohalle me kisi ka nahi hai...(By rahul)
