funny jokes
will be invited...so i am inviting you...don’t bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me(By sravan kumar)
TEACHER SAID TO STUDENT :- Who Is Duryodhan ? Student :- Chutiya tha Sala. Teacher :- Kyon ? student sala itani der dropadi ki sari Khichata raha uper bhi to utha sakata tha ....(By Nagendra Singh)
Ninnu eshtapadindi naa manasu.. Neevu nannu cheyaku alusu.. Ninnu adaganule naa medalo kattamani golusu.. Marinkenduku aalochana echeyi nee manasu...(By syed aleem)
3 srdrs bedpr soye huyethe.sone k liye jagah nahi ho rahi thi.1 srdr neche chala gia.thodi der baad 2srdr bola "oye ab jagah ho gsi upar aaja" -- Sent on a phone using T9space.com(By rehan)
Teacher: kirubha, u have 12 cakes, u gave 5 to suba, 4 to alamu, 3 to sahana. Then wat would u have.? Kirubha: 3 new girl friends teacher.!!!(By JKS-fireboyz )
Andhe santa ke aakhon ka 20 sal ke bad operation tha. Operation k bad doctor uski aankhe khulwate waqt waha par santa ke ma bap bhi the. Doctor ne aakhon ki patti nikali. … aur ma aur bap ki aur dekhte huye santa bola… “aapne muze pahchana kya?”(By samir rawool)
Black is a colour... White is also a colour.. But black white tv is not a colour tv.. What is this......?(By JKShankar)
An American to Santa inside toilet:Hi!How do U do? Guess what was the answer of Santa.... Santa Singh replied:Hi!We open the zip and do....(By RehanShrivastva)
When british girl she say kis me hard, When kis bengali girl she say kis me slow, When kis indian girl she say , E plz konala sagu nakos(By Sukhraj29)
aapke jindgi me kiye kuch acche kaam 1.---------------- 2.---------------- 3.---------------- 4.---------------- 5.---------------- agar kuch acche kam kar lete to aaj ae jagha khali nahi hoti(By Annonimous)
