funny jokes
(Mr. Ulta Singh) Waiter: Order Sir Ulta Singh : 2 cup bhajiya aur 1 plate chay. (By Samir Rawool)
There is one word in english that is always pronounced wrong, what is it? Ans: wrong. (By prabu s)
Wife: Intha week fulla Film paarthom next week fulla Shoping polanga. Hus: ok. Adhukku adutha week kovil kovila povom.! Wife: Yen? Hus:"Pichai eduka....!" (By prabu s)
man: enna machan romba nala phone-y kanom? man2: mapla sathiyama nan edukala da, nalla paru(By prabu)
Teacher - you idiot students at your age Einstein stood first in his class , and what about you ? Student - sir, at your age hitler commited suicide , and what about you ?(By Nithya Prabhakar)
Meaning of WIFE W-without I-information F-fighting E-everytime wife on hearing this says it could also mean W- with I-idiot F-for E-ever(By Ashik)
will be invited...so i am inviting you...don’t bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me(By sravan kumar)
TEACHER SAID TO STUDENT :- Who Is Duryodhan ? Student :- Chutiya tha Sala. Teacher :- Kyon ? student sala itani der dropadi ki sari Khichata raha uper bhi to utha sakata tha ....(By Nagendra Singh)
Ninnu eshtapadindi naa manasu.. Neevu nannu cheyaku alusu.. Ninnu adaganule naa medalo kattamani golusu.. Marinkenduku aalochana echeyi nee manasu...(By syed aleem)
3 srdrs bedpr soye huyethe.sone k liye jagah nahi ho rahi thi.1 srdr neche chala gia.thodi der baad 2srdr bola "oye ab jagah ho gsi upar aaja" -- Sent on a phone using T9space.com(By rehan)
