funny sms
If a sexy lady cricketer is included in the men’s cricket squad. Tell me will that team win matches or loose? .. Give Reason.(By samir rawool)
a boy in T.Y.Bsc. class expresses his lv for a girl who was ignoring him. Once in d class he said to girl, :”agar tum muze mil jao to bhad me jaye ye degree suddenly water comes in girl’s eyes n she says yes to him. (By samir rawool)
In a recent survey it is found that one of d strongest reason of boys stress tension is Girls!(By Samir Rawool)
I like you, I miss you. I love you, I can’t live without u, u r my heart, u r my dream. ....... … are pagal kuch sal pehle majnu ne laila ko aisa kaha tha.! (By samir rawool)
Ek din pune me bachchon ka dance competition chalu tha; program shuru hi hua tha to hall ka temperature achanak badh gaya! .. guess why?... Kyuki stage par John ibrahim aur mallika sherawat special guest banker aaye the!.. *very hot* (By samir rawool)
When do girls boys (specially girls) change their mobile numbers definitely? Ans- befor marriage! .. ladkon ko item logon se chhutkara, aur ladkiyon ko funter logon se chhutkara! (By Samir Rawool)
Ladki ek aisi peheli hai Uske karib jao to dur bhagti hai, Usse dur jao to to karib aati hai, Aur fir uske karib jao to wo Chipkali ki tarah chipakti hai.!! (By SAMIR RAWOOL)
Sardarji puts his pencil into horlicks bottle Y? Y? 2 make the pencil taller,strongr sharper. (By Nazeeb)
u r my filigree to whom i love to wear most...................(By ladly)
A touch of green i send to u. A drop of blue to cool the hue. A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful HOLI! Happy colorful Holi(By 9708508536)
