funny sms
Sardar goes 2 a chines restrant n puts his finger on da last of menu: Bring dis. Waiter:u cant get it cos he is da owner of restrant(By chanti)
I have 1 good 1 bad news for you gd news: No bad news for you bd news: No good news for you(By Good & bad news)
nurse kept Sardar’s finger in her mouth after blood test Then Sardar started dancing Nurse Y R U Dancing Sardar:Next is "Urine"test...............................................HA.......HA...........HA.........HA.........HA...........HA...........HA?(By 9603202---)
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo(By --)
Love cheyu bt"LIFE MISS" Chesukoku... Fail avvu bt"FUTURE-PADU" Chesukoku... Think cheyu bt"TIME-WASTE" Chesukoku... Friendship cheyu bt E frndni MARICHIPOKU...ok naaaa(By sweta.k)
G=Go to bed O=Off tha lights O=Out of tension D=Dreamr come N=Nice sleep I=Ignore worries G=Get up early H=Have anice day T=Tomrrow.. GooD NIGHT(By saif)
wife asked his husband how many woman have u sleped with. husband proudly replyed only with u... with others i was always awake.. (By jasper)
If u r on right path u r not facing difficulties, then think for a while u may be on wrong path. Because right path contains difficulties(By Satish-984958----)
"Confidence and hard work in the best medicine to kill disease called ’FAILURE’.It will make you a successful person."(By Satish-98495----)
Teacher: write ur father name in english Student: Temple Steps water King Teacher: What! ! ! Student: yes , his name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU(By sravs)
