funny sms
love is like pure milk when acids like you are added into it it breaks (By Annonimous)
"Ningalkku nammale kollam... Pakshe tholpikkanavilla" - Cheguvera. "Ningalkku nammale Padippikkam... Pakshe Jayipikkanavilla" - Tintumon... -SMS hero of Kerala(By sree)
Na mujhe yaad rakhna,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Na baante yaad rakhna,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Bas Dil ki dili tammana hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Bas hamara naam zroor yaad rakhna….(By brajesh)
jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lagey baat aa kar jumaan tak rukne lage to to to to vicks ki goli lo kihkhikhikh dur karo!!! (By shiwam mittal)
raju-air india me achi suvida hai. maine dudh manga to airhostes ne apna blouse khol k nipple mu me dal diya. friend- acha hua pani nahi manga.(By puja)
ladka ladki kiss kar rehe the.ladka bola-kyun na hum shaddi kar le?ladki boli-mazdoor ho maazdoori karo factory ka malik mat bano.(By usmita)
SON-PAPA ME SADI KARNE CHATAHNU FATHAR-TU KAHNI LADIK DEKIHE KIYA SON- HAN TUMARI MAMI FATHER- KYA TUM MERI MAMI KO SADI KAREGI SON-HAN TUM KESI HAMERI MAMI SE SADI KIYA(By MANAS)
nim ka per chandan se kam nahi hamara hidustan landan se kam nahi(By sikul jha)
Tila hasayla aavadte,an mala hastana ti.tila paus khup aavadto,an mala pavasat ti,tila gapp rahayla aavadt nahi,an mala boltana ti,tila mi kadhich aavadlo nahimhanun BHOSADYAT GELI TI. (Amaresh T.)(By TILA HASAYLA AAVAD)
I LOVE YOU SEND DIS MEG 10 GIRLS FREE TERP TO UR NEREST POLICE ST FOOD AND BED BODY MASAGE FREE SO HARE UP....(By balu 7842931---)
