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2015 mein paper aise hn ge in pakistan QNO1.PAKISTAN MA BJLI KIS SHER MA PAI JTI HAI? QNO2.CHEENI KA ZAIQA KASA HOTA HAI? QNO3.PETROL KIN CHEEZO MAIN ISTAMAL HOTA HAI/ QNO4.KHUD KHUSH HAMLA AWAR PER NOTA LIKHE? QNO5.NAMROOD,SHETAN,FIRON OR ZARDARI MAIN KYA FARQ HAI ,MISAL DA OR WAZE KRE....... ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS (By faryal)
wat is TENSION..? ldki ne apse lift mangi..raste me uski tbiyat khrab ho gai..aap USE hspital le gae..doc bla ap bap banane wale ho apko TENSION..ap ble mai iska bap nhi..!phr ldki se pcha ldki boli yhi baap hai..aapko or TENSION phir police aai..aapka medical chckup hua..report aai ki aap to kbhi baap hi nhi bn skte..aap ne upr wale ka shukriya ada kiya or khusi khusi bhar aa gae..!! or phir scha ki ghar pe jo 2 bache hai wo kiske hai..aapko phir TENSION...!!!!(By Gaurav)
Telangana Style wedding card: ’LAGGAM PILUPU’ Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu. Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale... Yaad maristhe manchigundadi.. Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi. (By hai)
Telangana Style wedding card: ’LAGGAM PILUPU’ Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu. Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale... Yaad maristhe manchigundadi.. Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi. (By --)
Tere dvar par sanam, hazar baar aayenge,? Tere dvar par Sanam hazar baar aaenge,! ganti bajayenke aur....., bhaag jayenke....ha ha ha.(By amit)
main jalne ke liye. Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyari, jaan ke liye kardoon kurbaan yaari, jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumari. Ab tumse kya chupana, TUM hi toh jaan hamari(By raja)
wife asked his husband how many woman have u sleped with. husband proudly replyed only with u... with others i was always awake..(By mani)
LOVE IS GOLD AND THOSE WHO HAVE IT ARE THER I CHEST, THEY HAVE A MASSAGE DIRECTED FROM GOD AND THEY ARE TO SHARE THE TRFU HONEY WITH HIM(By ---)
Boss" ye tum kitne chotey kapdey pehn ke aati ho? Secratory: Itni kam sallry mai itne kapdey hi aate hai Boss: to theek hai kal se Sellery band. (By AP Abhishek)
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth (By yadagiri)
