funny sms
Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !(By venki)
Aat-Deep-Bhav.Swayan Prakashit Oha ha Mulmantra denare Bhagwan Buddha Tujhe Vichar Amche Achar Oho.Happy Buddha Pornima.(By R.K. Waghmare)
hi prity tum itani bewfa ho mughe p0ata nahi tha sayad ye meri bhul thi ki maine thumahe itana payar kiya (By Annonimous)
Sardarni: Subah Sardar Jee ko nashta deitey howy, Heirani sey ! Sardar Jee, rati tusi Sathi (Condom) charya see. ??? Sardar, barjasta.....Na Bhalye....Mein Aap saa`n. (By Jagri)
Sardar got in to a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket, hegave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.(By Anjani Kumar)
Doctor: What is your problem? Sardar: Maata vinapaduthundi kani manishi kanapadatam ledu Doctor: Neeku ila eppatinudi anipisthundi. Sardar: Phone lo matladinappatinundi Sir.(By Anjani Kumar)
CID:Why criminals leave their fingerprint? Sardar: Sir, I think, they are uneducated. If educated, they would leave their signature..(By Anjani Kumar)
Sir: Samudram lo Mango tree unte pallu ela themputhav? Std: Bird ga maari eguruthu velli themputha, Sir:Manishini Bird laga mee babu marusthada?, Std: Samudram lo chettu nee babu pettada?(By Anjani Kumar)
TC to Sardar in a Train, TC:Sardar see your ticket, Sardar: Idigo chudandi, TC: Arei.. idi old ticket ra babu, Sardar: Abey train emaina Show room nundi teesuku vachara?(By Anjani Kumar)
Sardar got an invitation for part, they told "U must put BROWN TIE only. sardar went to part, he shocked. Others are wearing pant shirts also.(By Anjani Kumar)
