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Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, Height no bar, Caste no bar, but.... girl’s father must have his own bar...CHEERS (By Narsimha)
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, sweeter when it’s true, but sweetest when it’s U...When God gave friends he tried to be fair. When i got you i got more than my share. Happy Friendship Day! (By Annonimous)
sir = samundar me nimbu ka ped ho to tum kese todonge pintu - chidiya bankar sir = admi ko chidiya tera baap banayega ? pintu- samundar me ped kya tera bap lagayega ????(By ajay jaat)
A CHINESE COUPLE MR.&MRS. HUA GOT TWINS WITHOUT MARRIAGE.WHAT DID THEY NAME THEM THEM?!!? . . . . . JO HUA , SO HUA.(By aayush dhawan)
Taras gaye hain hum aapke paas aane ke liye, Dil-o-jaan mitade tujse dosti nibhane ke liye, Hum yeh SMS kar rahe hain, apni yaad dilane ke liye.... (By Annonimous)
M_RKH ST_PID B_DH_ D_FFER BEWK_F GHOCH_ _LL_ BHOND_ Dekha…!! Everything is incomplete without “U”. (By 9669000---)
Kita kitalu pettukoni mari navandi you are sweet and nice person [big joke of 2010 ] ha ha ha ha navvu raledu kadaaaaaa Enti alochisthunnav nee face ki antha seen ledule(By Kranthi@yahoo.com)
Abe khajur, Abe sade hue kele ke chilke, zoo ke bhage hue langur, chuse hue aam, circus k retired bandar, nalli ke kide kanjus, kamine, AISA KISI MAT KEHNA BAHUT "FEEL" HOTA HAI.(By Jyoti Marandi)
Tum sa koi dusra zamin par hua to rabse shikayat hogi.... Ek ko jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!!!(By Jyoti Marandi)
Yaad hai hm pehli baar kaha mile thee yaad karo dimag par zor lagao kosish to karo plz try karo thik hai hm btate hai Train ruki thi................ Khidki khuli thi.............. nazro se nazre mili........... ............aur............... aur........................aur ............aur............... tumne kaha "ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA".(By Jyoti Marandi)






