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A very emotional shayari..... Plz dont cry after reading it. "Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam......................... Teri kasam.................... Shayari khatam..............!!(By Jyoti Marandi)
A day will come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality, ur thoughts, ur ideas, ur talents,ur smartness & that day will be .....................................................................................................................1st April..(By Jyoti Marandi)
Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta rakh le aaj kal choriyan bahut ho rahi hai iskiye plz "Tu kutta" rakh le(By Jyoti Marandi)
badal jata hai, Pyar ki rahon par badal jata hai, Pyar ki rahon par mil jaye saccha hamsafar, jaye saccha hamsafar, (By vikas singh)
98%Smart ho tum..! 40%Naughty ho tum..! 85% Intelligent ho tum..! 97% Quit ho tum.! 100% Sweet ho tum..! Total milaker 420 ho tum. (By HIMANSHU DHAWAL )
nesthama subhodayam suryuni raka, pakshula keka, enduka guraka, chusavga na sms raka, nira lestava eka...good morning (By chitti)
Q: "Wat is d difference between a parachute and a condom?" A: "It’s very simple.Parachute pottiyal oruthan marikkum.Condom pottiyal oruthan janikkum.."(By Muhamedali) (By www)
Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage ! (By sanoj)
Scientists were playing hide seek in heaven. Einstein was seeker. Newton didn’t hide anywhr &stood in a square of 1 metre. Einstn: i found u newton. Newtn: u r wrong! im not newton.As im standing in 1 meter square,i’m newton/meter square so i’m Pascal...!!... (By sravan)
I love u wen u r san I love u wen u r happy I love u wen u r teasing I love u wen u r laughing I love u wen u r angry I loue u wen u love..,. Love me...(By Hema)
