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Teacher: Pyar aur ishq me kya fark hai ? Student : Sir pyar woh hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.Aur ishq woh hai jo hum apki beti se karte hai.(By Santosh (Kunar))
A bird was disturbing sardar for a long time . He decided to punish the bird. So he took the bird to the top of a building and dropped it. (By Ashik)
Rangeen Ho aap Rango Se Jyada, Mehkte Ho Aap Phoolo Se Jyada, Smart Ho Aap Mujhse Jyada, Agar Yeh Sochte Ho Aap Toh, Bewkoof Ho Aap Had Se Zyada. (By Gopal Lahoti)
JOB in Airtel send ur CV 2 JOBS@Airtel.in Last date :- 30 feb Location :- Ahmedabad Salary :- 28000 Job Nature :- airtel k tower pe beth kar vodafone ke signal rokna(By CHINNA)
Beer Ki 5000 Police Ki 100 Soap Ki 501 Bata Ki 999 Cigarte Ki 555 Emergency Ki 108 BUT FriendShip Ki 9603817676(By Naresh)
A CA STUDENTS: 2 TREE KATNE SE 17 PAPER BANTE HE, US PAPER KO HUM EXAM ME USE KARTE H. IS SMS KO HR CA STUDENT KOBHEJO. "EXAM HATAO, TRESS BACHAO" AB TOBOLO WAT AN IDEA SIR JI...........(By PANKAJ MAHINDRA)
AFTER KILLING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DUE TO DIABETES, THE CUBE OF SUGAR PROUDLY SAID...... "MY NAME IS KHAAND"(By PANKAJ MAHINDRA)
6 DOGS RUNNING ON A ROAD. 1DOG ASK-"HUMBHAG KYO RAHE HAI." ANOTHER DOG ANSWERED -"BAGAL WALI GALI ME NAYA KHAMBA LAGAHAI. CHAL "SUSU" KARKE AATE HAI."(By PANKAJ MAHINDRA)
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...(By nitesh khot)
A touch of green i send to u. A drop of blue to cool the hue. A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful HOLI! Happy colorful Holi(By 9334874---)
