funny sms
A touch of green i send to u. A drop of blue to cool the hue. A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful HOLI! Happy colorful Holi(By 9334874797)
Students of new age Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. What about you? Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! What about you? (By prajith)
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai, Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar, Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. HAPPY HOLI(By Gyanendra Singh)
Kash tum BAKARI hoti, mai tumhe pyar se ghas khilata, aur tumse pyar se puchta, PAGAL kaun? Aur tum pyar se jawab deti. MAI......, MAI......,(By John cena)
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila,Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila, tere chehre pe hath ghumaya to, dhai so gram fair&lovely mila.(By Bunty kadam)
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don’t bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me (By nani)
parwane ko jese shama ka didar chahiye,beqarar dil ko jese qarar chahiye,khushbu jese deti he gul ko zindgi,waise hi humko apka pyar chahiye...love u 4ever(By sandy-9978145717)
ladki ki shadi me uska ourana boyfriend aya tha,logo ne puchha tum dulhe ho..?boy says:nahi me to semi final me har gaya tha..final dekhne aya hu...(By sandy-9978145---)
apne dil ki bat hum unse keh nahi sakte,bin kahe bhi reh nahi sakte,a khuda aisi taqdeer bana,wo akar khud humse kahe, hum apke bina reh nahi sakte...(By sandy-9978145---)
If a sexy lady cricketer is included in the men’s cricket squad. Tell me will that team win matches or loose? .. Give Reason.(By samir rawool)
