funny sms
Pyar kabhi kam nahi karna aise kahti hain ladkiyan. kyunki wo janti ap ka pyar pe unka budget depend hai(By M.S.Tonse)
Dil lagana nazre mila ashikon ka kam hai? Ankein milakar batwe churana ap jaise choron ka kam hi(By M.S.Tonse)
Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,Girl:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Girl:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it.. " " " " " " " We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! (By Ranjith(9676388923))
Husband: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . Husband: No i will also live with ur sister. (By Ranjith(9676388923))
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi. (By Ranjith(9676388923))
Daddy: era , indaka bajarlo masteru kani pisthe namskaram pettledhu enti . Son: ivala sunday kadha daddy. (By Ranjith(9676388923))
TIGER CAT A TIGER WAS GIVING WEDDING PARTY TO HIS FRIENDS. A CAT CAME THERE, AND DANCED. TIGER ASKED WHO ARE YOU? CAT SAID I WAS ALSO A TIGER BEFORE MY MARRIAGE. (By Ranjith(9676388923))
X(((:> X(((:> X(((:> X(((:> ee fishes na gurthuga vundalante roju ne mobile lo water poyi . ok na(By Ranjith(9676388923))
Dog was Chasing Sardar.. Sardar runs, but Laughing.. A Man asked y r u Laughing? Sardar replied I have put Airtel Sim, but the Hutch network is Following... (By Ranjith(9676388923))
Sardar1: Na Baglo Emundo Chepite Andulo unna Apples ista, alage enni unnayo chepte unna 8 apples ista; Sardar2:Are yadava edina clue cheppara?(By Balu)
