funny sms
Son kills a butterfly. Dad: No butter for 2 weeks. Son kills a honeybee. Dad: No honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills a cockroach. Son: Dad u tell her or should I?(By sallu)
Creativity Jokes: Vegetables and fruits are sale in platform.... but., Shoes and slippers are sales in AC Room... (By sakthi)
My luv for u is like oceane,it is also like margnet that atract each other u are postive why am the negetive so in any case it have been atracted each other.non should put asonder. LUV U (By Clifford (deyoung))
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. ((By DEEP)
I love u because i hate u. I miss u because i kiss u.I smell u because i taste u. (By Annonimous)
Wife: Pakkathu Veetukaari Podavai Yevlo Nalla Eruku Teriyuma? Husb: Kalyanam Mudinja 5 Varusathla Ippa thandi yen Selection Nalaeruknu Solra..(By Annonimous)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * athu kothuka adich konnit urangiko..... (By MIRDAS)
Jab tum mujhe yaad nahi karti ho to gussa bahut aata hai, G karta hai dono chappal utaru aur............aur............aur.......aur joote pahan kar tumse milne ke liye bhagu.(By Iqbal)
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.! (By chetan )
Flowers will die, sun will set.. But u r my love that i wont forget.. Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old.. Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold! (By --)
