funny sms
Nenu swineflue vachhina iddarini champaanu .nuvvu iddarini champu.eevidanga nina swine flune arikadadam(By Lalitha)
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya, Pathan Or Bhi ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pocha, kia hua? Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya (By bahir)
SARDARJI:TEACHER CAN A 10 YEARS GAL GET PREGNANCY? TEACHER:NO CHNCE TO GET PREGNANCY 4 A 10 YEAR GAL. SARDAR:MONA DONT WOORYK B HAPPY.(By ARUN)
Ye Sun kar to Dimagh he Ghoom gaya Faraz... Jab Meine Apni Daadi ko kaha: Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dein. To woh Bolin. Smack That! All on the Floor Smack That. :-)(By ZUBAIR)
Evvarini thakkuva ga anchana veyakudadhumitrama...Example: oka cheema,nee gudda loki po galadu. kani nu cheema gudda lo ki pogalava..(By Harikrishna (9014879)
nesthama subhodayam suryuni raka, pakshula keka, na guddala gokava gula gula ithundhi… (By Harikrishna)
Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service, Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service many Times u have to be happy wid self service,(By Annonimous)
Ek teri khushboo bhi hamein tadpaati rahi, Jab bhi kari koshish tujhe bhulane ki.. Woh yaad teri dilaati rahi(By gauran)
Three things cannot be long hidden from me: the sun, the moon and "YOU" , bcoz with out sun and moon this Universe is nothing and with out "U" for me nothing bcoz u r my best friend (By sheetal)
A maratHi boy proposing a girl boy: shabd tuze, geet maze, jivan gane gau ka? girl:gal tuza haat maza, kana khali Lau ka??(By yrey)
