funny sms
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! (By ramesh)
Madiloni manchitananiki maranam ledu Eduruchoose Hrudayaniki otami ledu Anukshanam nuvve nenuga tapinche snehaniki anthamledu.......bujji.(By bujji )
’ABCDEFG’A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl. Reverse’GFEDCBA’ Girl Forgets Everything Done Catches New Boy Again:(By bujji )
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain! Aapke sms bhi din raat hain, Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo, Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.(By rahul)
sabse bariya jeb kat ne ka tarika yeh hai ki pehle bakre ko apne taraf attract karo phir god ka nam lo nahi to bakra ghar se utha lega uske bad gana gao phir dhire dhire jeb me hat dalo you will need adult help purse dekhe to tut paro aur mummy ko bolo "mummy ye meri pehle kamai " mummy nahi mange to khud kharch lo(By jeb kato)
Smile a while and while you smile, Smile another smile, And soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish ur day is full of smile(By rajesh)
Wowens work is very, Morning they wash cloths, Afternoon they dry cloths, Evening they iron cloths, Night they remove cloths(By kutti.....!)
Muruka enikoru nalla girlfrnd ne thanal ee sms vayikunnavante navil soolam kuthi avante thala mottayadikame. Hara haro hara(By Shameer)
Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe, Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe, Aj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja, Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID ka tyohar.(By MOHD YOUSUF)
Teacher: Zero me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy. Girl: miss hmari 1 se hi jaan nikal jati hy or ap 2 dalne ko bol rhi hay. - (By Annonimous)
