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LADAKE DALATE HAI LADAKIYA DALAWATI HAI ....................GALON KA HAR(By KRISHNA THAKUR)
Actor Vijay: Doctor, kaathula ’rail’ odura mathiri satham kekkuthu doctor. Dr: check pannen onnume kekkaliyea Vijay: Oruvelai yeathavathu station la ninririkomo.. Dr: ???????!!!!!!(By vimal)
FINALLY WE GOT FREEDOM........ SENDER:MK GANDHI AUG_15 1949 12.00PM SORRY FOR THE DELAY BSNL(By *VIVEK T.S)
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!(By Sridhar)
phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai. milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua, bin mile dosti nibhana zindagi hai.(By tahammulhussain)
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. (By JOHN SMITH)
Ek buda tha jo bashpN ME HE MARGAYA...............................(By sunil kumar)
How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication(By Annonimous)
Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true.(By ashok)
boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.!(By Tintu Varghese)
