funny sms
Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE? It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime! WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever. Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise. A MAN IS INCOMPLETE BEFORE MARRIAGE.....AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED...(By shabana)
Nazeer: da jaya njammal aha pulikkuttyaneda. Jayan :ninte amma kattilekku poyatooooooooo? puli nattilekku vannatooooooooo?(By santhosh monvila)
a small baby said i like sradarji then sardarji says i like your chokey (By kishore)
Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year! US President: Wow! How many? Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs 1 Astronaut.(By sandeep)
Father:- Examinu nee thottal pinne enne ne ACHA ennu vilikenda Kurachu divasam kazhinju Father:- Enthayi makane ninte Result Son:- Sorry da Aliya.. 3 Subjuct pottida machu(By Aneesh. EV. Kayyur)
What’s the similarity between a dianasour and a sharif girl? Dono ab is duniya mein nahi paya jate.(By vishal)
thsound of people right now having sex. million of people right now having sleep. 10 million of people right now have doing there work. But one stupied, ass, is reading this message.(By suresh)
this woman was married to an alcholic man,so one day she decided to cheat and she brought another man to bed.her hubby came back later drunk and slept to right side of the woman while the other man on the left.when lookin to end of thier feet, her hubby realised that there are 6 feet and to his honey: hubby: ’honey do u see that there are 6 feet?’ wife: ’no honey, go and count and you’ll see that it’s only 4 feet’ the man then go and count:’one,two,three and four,oh thank you lord for giving me such an intelligent wife!(By jamie)
How iam able love some one whom I know that she belongs to some one else.... But for tat I answer myself ... Tat u will become mine once....I luv u (By vinu)
Two Sardars fixing a bomb in a car, sardar1: what would u do, if the bomb s explode while u fixing? Sardar2: i have another bomb..!!!!(By JKS Fire boyz)
