funny sms
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.(By 9231113977)
A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?"(By 9051452526)
A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?"(By 9051452526)
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.Congratulations -Avi Ranjan kar(By 9874826854)
Morachi pise galawar firwaychi astat pan kunala mahit nahi ki ti pise morachya gandi varchi astat.(By Asmita Panchal)
Kabhi insaan galat ya sahi nahi hota waqt use galat ya sahi banata hai koi dekhta he kichad me kamal Aur kisi ko chand me dag najar aata hai.(By Asmita Panchal)
எப்படி இ௫க்கிங்க சார் வீட்டில் அனைவ௫ம் நலமா? (By murugeswari)
maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke.. maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke.. tumne mere dil ko kha geya kya BADAM samajh ke(By Rasika raut)(By 9829581935)
Sea + ship= titanic, forest + animal= jurassic park, u + ur smile= oh god.. Devil...(By JKShankar)
phool khillte hai roj ghulshan mai dil ka chaman nahi khilta aadmi to hajaar milte hai lekin ek saccha insan nahi millta(By shabbir)
