funny sms
wife asked his husband how many woman have u sleped with. husband proudly replyed only with u... with others i was always awake.. (By saad)
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (By ahsan)
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (By ahsan)
heart beats 72 times is a min, but if ur heart beats 1 time u will b alive, because the 71 times my heart beats for you (By pandu)
One night a lady goes to party, women want to goes to toilet ,then she see to shardar, "shardar ji muje su"su" karne ki jagah batao,shardar ji hat you Nottey,ladi pahle tum batao,(By gan. jo)
Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.(By +99)
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me! Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!. U r thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network Animal planet. Thnx to media. I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!(By 9611989605)
VALKKAI ORU VATTAM ATHIL RHOLVIYUM VETTRIYUM ATHIGAM (By KUMARESAN)
Diwali kuch nahi hai ek nam roshni ka, kijiye kabul jara ye salam roshni ka, ghar ke aangan me jalata hu wo diya, aaya hai lekar paigam roshni ka... Happy Diwali (By raj)
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, as long as angels are there up high, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.(By Sukesh Nair)
