funny sms
Yaad hamari na Yaa isha hona na dagi. dost AAp ka Jisa khona na dage. sarafat se muskurat rahan vurna kann ka niche doo rakh dage Aur Rone bhi na dage.(By vikas)
iss janame naa mili tho kya hova bachi hovi sari jeendgi me thumari dil banke janam lelunga(By santosh)
thume pyar naa kata tho firta tha car me pyar kar k barbad hoke baita hoon bar me(By santosh )
achanak u aake dil hi dil me baske kaha chaligai thum naa rahi thum tho kaise rahu mai(By santosh )
very good song ningalude pattukal enik ishttamanu ningale god rakshikatte ente name ashiq. From. Muthuthala pattambi mobile 9633374638(By ASHIQ.k.v from patta)
Girl: sir nannu okadu rape chesadu. Police: ela chesadu girl:na dress chinchadu, bra thisadu, sandlu korikadu, boddu nakadu, notilo sulli pettadu, drayar theesadu, phukulo sulli pettadu, kacha kacha dengadu. Police:aapu lanje na sulli kuda lesindi.(By Pathya)
two monkeys went to god to aksk him to change them into humanbeing and god took out a picture of robert mugabe and say like this the monkeys replied "leave because you dont want(By mzamo)
why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.(By Nasir)
Bacha lady ki chadi ki taraf ishara karke-anty ye kya h lady-beta ye sigdi h. Kya me isme apni mungfali sek lu nahi beta sham ko isme unkle ka bhutta sekenge mo. 9913155351(By vishnu mishra)
Without that u use fingers . Put the fingers inside something . Do u know what is that? Its toothbrush(By Ash)
