malayalam sms
IN A BUS, man: dance teacher aano? Women: yya, engane manasilayi? Man: thalam pidikkunnathu kondu chodichatha, women: workshopil aano job? Man: engane manasilayi, woman: jacki vekkunnath kandu manasilayi.(By Shaheer)
HELLO ONNUMILLA VERUTHA AYACHADA,NINGALOKKE ANG KOMBATHULLA ALKARALLEY,NAMMUDEYOKKE SMS VAYIKKUMOENNARIYANDE......SHARI INI POOYI KOMBATHIRUNNO..VAAL SOOKSHIKKANE....(By jamsheena shanavaz)
Vadhashikshakk vidicha oralod police :avasaanamaayi enthengilum aagrahamundo? Prathi : Oru bheedi valichal kollamennundu, allenkil venda athoru sheelamayalo ! !(By Baappu)
Ormakalil souhrudam oru thanutha mazhayanu. Aa mazhayile vellinoolayi misscalls, aalipazham pole msgs, mayatha mazhavillu pole chila calls. namukkidayil ee mazha orikkalum paithu thorathirikkate... Ormayil sukhshikan e sms ... LET’S LONG LIVE OUR FRIENDSHIP...!!(By hakkimch)
Q: "Wat is d difference between a parachute and a condom?" A: "It’s very simple.Parachute pottiyal oruthan marikkum.Condom pottiyal oruthan janikkum.."(By Muhamedali)
pookkalude vasanthamanu ??????prakrithiyude saudharim(By mohammed yousaf)
sales man:kerunnundo girl:unde s:engane smoothaano g:kollaam adipoli s:this is new model chappal(By shas)
nayanthara kulikkunnadhe kanano...please dwon ayye..........ninakku speadilla (By shas)
ningalude pattukal enik valiya ishtamanu iniyum nalla pole pattukal padan kaziyatte ennu njan prarthikunnu ALL THE BEST Ashiq.k.v. From muthuthala pattambi 9633374638(By ASHIQ.k.v from patta)
kalavum samayavum ark vendium kaathu nilkilla ,so samayam pazaakade poyi kulikada.(By safeer)
