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Can i spell s_ccess widout U?
Or C_TE? or _NIQ_E?
ican't even hav F_N or any good L_CK widout U
looks like i jus can't S_RVIVE wid out U?
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
There is always a 'DRIVE SLOW' board near schools.
But not near girl's college.
WHY IS IT SO?
Hi! Need one girl to marry...
Age no bar, color no bar,
Height no bar,
Caste no bar,
but.... girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Nxt generation child wil sing in school
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I jus went 2 royal bar,
Whisky rates r up so high,
So i drink a beer with chicken fry.
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