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Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace".
That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"
Man was smoking in a bus, conductor said, "No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?" Man: Saale uske side main, "Always wear condom" ka board bhi hai ab woh bhi pehen ke bethu kya?
There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Q. Why are women like condoms?
A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.
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