Funny SMS and Funny Text Messages
khud hi ko ker k buland chda vo jaise taise khud hi ko ker k buland chda vo jaise taise khuda ne bande se pucha abe ab utrega kaise(By allok)
Scientists have found water on the moon... we just have to carry Whiskey and chips..!!!(By boss)
3Stupid Stages in LIFE:TEEN AGEHave Time Energy,But No Money,WORKING AGE :Have Money Energy, But No Time, OLD AGE :Hav Time Money,But No Energy...(By Prakash)
Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyari, jaan ke liye kardoon kurbaan yaari, jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumari. Ab tumse kya chupana, TUM hi toh jaan hamari.(By sumit)
ilove you.......... i kiss you........i miss you........(By iqra)
suryane cuttuna bhoomi bhoomiye chuttuna chandran. Apol suryane are chuttum Suryan areum cuttila ’ne ayit chuttikathirunal mathi’(By LakshmiRajeev)
dipace is getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don’t bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY him !(By dipace poudel)
Naa chikati jeavitamloki dhipamla vachav velugu nichav veluthuruloki nadipinchav Aalanti nenu ninnela maruvagalanu NESTAMA FrOm SREENIVAS {army}(By SREENIVAS )
Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180+/-50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. man.jpg Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None known. Possible good methane(By vijay tripathi)
Whts d chemical name of Madras ans: carbon+helium+nitrogen+sodium+iodine Look at dis (C+HE+N+NA+I)(By Lokanath,odisha)
