adult sms
Six benefits of girls milk. 1. Cat can’t drink. 2. No need of glass. 3. No expiry date. 4. Packed in beautiful container. 5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer. (By gagan)
hame tumse pyar kitna ye ham nhi jante magar ji nahi sakte tumhare bina. (By Annonimous)
do dost apas me bat krte h apni biwio k bare me pehla dost meri biwi driving sekh rhee h or raat ko sote waqt mera lund gear samaj kr hilati rhti h,dusra meri biei bhi driving sekh rhee h wo mera underwear khol k bolti h chal 200 ka pta dal de.(By shivam)
Sardar rozana sex tablet khata Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q khata hay? Sardar : Bus aisay hi underwear mai ronak lagi rehti hay (By raghu)
manasu cheppe kathalu manamu nammali vayasu cheppe matalu nammodu. Tondarapadoddu kaluzaroddu(By AKINABOINA SRINIVAS )
LADY TO HUSBAND :- SAYAN JO CHODAN ROTI PAROSAN , WARNA ATTAN MEIN JHATAN MILAI DONGI , CHUT HAI MERI BARAF KHANA JRA ARAM SE GHUSANA , NAHI TO LORE KI KULFI JAMAI DUNGI(By pawan jaishwal)
LADY TO HUSBAND :- SAYAN JO CHODAN ROTI PAROSAN , WARNA ATTAN MEIN JHATAN MILAI DONGI , CHUT HAI MERI BARAF KHANA JRA ARAM SE GHUSANA , NAHI TO LORE KI KULFI JAMAI DUNGI.(By BOBBY GOYAL)
EK DIN EK AURAT APNE BACHCE KO NHELA RAHI THI BACHCE NE APNE LUND PE HATH LAGAKAR PUCHA YE KYA HAI WO BOLI CAR, THADI DER BAAT AURAT NHA RAHI THI BACHCE NE USKE CHUT PE HATH LAGAR KAR PUCHA YE KYA HAI WO BOLE HI WAY BACHCA BOLA IS HY WAY PAY MAIN APNI CAR CHALAU WO BOLI NAHI IS PAR TERE PAPA KA TRUCK CHALTA HAI(By BOBBY GOYAL)
WHAT IS THE SIMMILARTY BETWEEN BUNNT TOAST AND PREGNENT WOMEN , DONO KO DEKH KE EK HI KHYAL AATA HAI KASH DO MINUTE PHELE NIHAK LIYA HOTA(By BOBBY GOEL)
Mother: if any boy touch ur boobs say don’t. If he touch ur pussy say stop it. Daughter: But mom he touched booth so i said DON’T STOP IT (By boto dako) (By Annonimous)
