adult sms
1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,58kg Sandal utari,56kg Jacket utari,53kg Fir duppata, 52kg or coin khatam 1 bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke me dalunga!(By --)
Nidharalo puttindhi swapnam Ningilo puttindhi varsham Neetilo puttindhi kamalam Hrudhayam lo puttindhi mana sneham ee sneham marichi ponidhi maruvalenidhi have a nice day bye.......bye.........(By Annonimous)
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai, Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai, Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai . . (By Subhan.khna)
gaand marne se gadha hota hai---- chooth marne se khudha hotha hai--------(By sury@yahoo.com)
bava bagunte maradhulu auto matic ga baguntaru valealu kadhu pakavallu kuda baguntaru .(By ramesh kumar randhi)
Reliance ka Palang BSNL ka Gadda Airtel ka Takiya TATA ki Rajai Uske Ander Mai aur teri grl frnd aur Phir HUTCH HUTCH HUTCH HUTCH.. Hai Na Gud IDEA.pitu sms ta delate koris na please.(By 9854890116)
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. (By Annonimous)
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. (By prakash)
chodan chodan sab kare chod saka na koi jab chodan ki bari aayee to land khara na hoy..............(By sanju rock)
Bacha lady ki chadi ki taraf ishara karke-anty ye kya h lady-beta ye sigdi h. Kya me isme apni mungfali sek lu nahi beta sham ko isme unkle ka bhutta sekenge.(By Ravi_jpr)
