dirty sms messages
naye milte hai to hum purano ko aksar bhul jate haih.magar yeh mat bhut aya yaar jab naye dil tod jate hai to purane hi saath nibhte hai(By pawan)
Pathan was fucking a girl inside a car. Policemen; kya kar rahe ho Pathan: nazar nai a raha hai Policemen: Mera nomber kab aayega Pathan: Is larki ke baad. (By Taufiq)
Lady teacher in class: bolo baccho I4inkpot J4jug K4kite L4lund... Sorry baccho galti se muh se nikal gaya... Student- isme sorry ki kya baat hai, vapis muh me le lo...(By Shyam jyoti)
Miss: Cow Doodh denay k bad itni udaas q ho jati hai? . Student: Agar koi 20 minuts aap k mammay dabaye or bagair Choday chala jae to apko kesa lgy ga.(By mann)
