dirty sms messages
to avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between us .. If outer breaks u will know and if inner 1 breaks i will know!!!!!!ยค (By Reytesh)
Ek admi ek call girl ko uper rakh kar sex kar raha tha admi: ek din main tum kitna kamati ho. Cl grl: 2000 kamaleti hoon admi: jhoot mat bolo cl grl: rozi par bathi hon jhoot nahi bol rahi hoon(By Showkat)
Miss: Cow Doodh denay k bad itni udaas q ho jati hai? . Student: Agar koi 20 minuts aap k mammay dabaye or bagair Choday chala jae to apko kesa lgy ga.(By mann)
Lady teacher in class: bolo baccho I4inkpot J4jug K4kite L4lund... Sorry baccho galti se muh se nikal gaya... Student- isme sorry ki kya baat hai, vapis muh me le lo...(By Shyam jyoti)
Pathan was fucking a girl inside a car. Policemen; kya kar rahe ho Pathan: nazar nai a raha hai Policemen: Mera nomber kab aayega Pathan: Is larki ke baad. (By Taufiq)
naye milte hai to hum purano ko aksar bhul jate haih.magar yeh mat bhut aya yaar jab naye dil tod jate hai to purane hi saath nibhte hai(By pawan)
