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Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ’CHILD’ or call customer care at 9890.... and be a tension free DAD!(By Annonimous)
Ek ladka Ek ladki ko puchata hai tere tango ke bich kaya hai? Ladki bolti hai narkha phir ladki puchti hai tere tango ke bich mein me kya hai?ladka bolta hai ek papi hai jo nark mein me jana chata hai.(By Niraj)
Ek ladka Ek ladki ko puchata hai tere tango ke bich kaya hai? Ladki bolti hai narkha phir ladki puchti hai tere tango ke bich mein me kya hai?ladka bolta hai ek papi hai jo nark mein me jana chata hai.(By Niraj)
Ek ladka Ek ladki ko puchata hai tere tango ke bich kaya hai? Ladki bolti hai narkha phir ladki puchti hai tere tango ke bich mein me kya hai?ladka bolta hai ek papi hai jo nark mein me jana chata hai.(By Niraj)
Chod chod ke lal kardi chodan ki chot.chod chod ke lal kardi chodan ki chut.baad me malu pada ki wo le gai hamara sab kuch lut.p.p(By Praveen)
EK LADIES NE DOCTER SE KAHA MERE BOBE CHOTE HAI DOCTER~KAL AAJA NA CHUS KE BADE KARDUNGA LADIES~MERE PATI KA LAND CHOTA HAI WO BHI BADA KAR DENA(By PREM)
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi? Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE....(By Mac)
Ek ladaka ek ladaki se kahata hai tumahare t-shirt ke ander kya hai too ladaki bolti hai iske ander doo chuchi hai too ladaka puchata hai aau masal doo kya too ladaki bojti hai aa na mai kab se tera intazaar kar rahi hoon...(By Vivek)
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive(By jishnu)
23 useless parts on a mans body 20 nailscant hammer 2 balls u cant throw 1 cock tat cant "crow".dont laff iadies???UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE(By midhin )
