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Nai Car Ka Nam "LORA". Ameer ghar ki ladkiyo ki badi dikkat hai, kahna padna hai "Driver, LORA Nikalo"(By MANU)
uppukappurambu dani akka ramba la vundu.todalu tesi chudu pedda bokka vundunu.(By anil)
pukulo sulla pettu, danni gattiga adimi kottu, rasalu baga karchu, gonthu ninda nimpu.........(By reddy)
Ek patient ne nurse se milk manga. Nurse ne bra nikal kar boobs us k muh main rkh di patient bola shukur hai pani nahi manga (By Sam)
i wouldn’t be dating you if y0 parentz were poor cauze there iz nothang zpecial bout ya except the fact that y0 parentz are ztinky rich(By nikozvill)
23 useless parts on a mans body 20 nailscant hammer 2 balls u cant throw 1 cock tat cant "crow".dont laff iadies???UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE(By midhin )
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive(By jishnu)
Ek ladaka ek ladaki se kahata hai tumahare t-shirt ke ander kya hai too ladaki bolti hai iske ander doo chuchi hai too ladaka puchata hai aau masal doo kya too ladaki bojti hai aa na mai kab se tera intazaar kar rahi hoon...(By Vivek)
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi? Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE....(By Mac)
EK LADIES NE DOCTER SE KAHA MERE BOBE CHOTE HAI DOCTER~KAL AAJA NA CHUS KE BADE KARDUNGA LADIES~MERE PATI KA LAND CHOTA HAI WO BHI BADA KAR DENA(By PREM)
