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Gd mrning ladies & gntl men i am here b4 u 2 stnd bhnd u 2 tl u somthng abt nothing. On thursday, d day after frdy dere wl b lads wedng 4 men only,rice nd stw ar vry plnty bt brng yrs 4rm hme.wen cmng, pls stay at home. d gte fee is free,so pay at d gate!(By Kasim Shagari)
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.!(By manoj)
aapke jindgi me kiye kuch acche kaam 1.---------------- 2.---------------- 3.---------------- 4.---------------- 5.---------------- agar kuch acche kam kar lete to aaj ae jagha khali nahi hoti(By Annonimous)
When british girl she say kis me hard, When kis bengali girl she say kis me slow, When kis indian girl she say , E plz konala sagu nakos(By Sukhraj29)
An American to Santa inside toilet:Hi!How do U do? Guess what was the answer of Santa.... Santa Singh replied:Hi!We open the zip and do....(By RehanShrivastva)
Black is a colour... White is also a colour.. But black & white tv is not a colour tv.. What is this......?(By JKShankar)
Andhe santa ke aakhon ka 20 sal ke bad operation tha. Operation k bad doctor uski aankhe khulwate waqt waha par santa ke ma bap bhi the. Doctor ne aakhon ki patti nikali. … aur ma aur bap ki aur dekhte huye santa bola… “aapne muze pahchana kya?”(By samir rawool)
Teacher: kirubha, u have 12 cakes, u gave 5 to suba, 4 to alamu, 3 to sahana. Then wat would u have.? Kirubha: 3 new girl friends teacher.!!!(By JKS-fireboyz )
3 srdrs bedpr soye huyethe.sone k liye jagah nahi ho rahi thi.1 srdr neche chala gia.thodi der baad 2srdr bola "oye ab jagah ho gsi upar aaja" -- Sent on a phone using T9space.com(By rehan)
Ninnu eshtapadindi naa manasu.. Neevu nannu cheyaku alusu.. Ninnu adaganule naa medalo kattamani golusu.. Marinkenduku aalochana echeyi nee manasu...(By syed aleem)
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