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Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate, I have donated 15 litres.(By Annonimous)
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate, I have donated 15 litres.(By Annonimous)
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.(By Annonimous)
Honey guess what! God has finally promised me he’ll remove d front teeth of all ur enemies, so when they smile, u shall know them. (By Tonie)
When i look at you, i cannot deny there is God, cause only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you.(By neha)
Q=>What is the difference between women and magnet ? Ans :-) magnet has a positive side.(By Uttam kumar dash)
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.(By 9949862715)
AIDS Awarness Slogan: "Cover Your Stump Before You Pump" "Don’t be Silly Protect Your Gilly" "Dont be Fool, Condom is ur TOOL" Fwd 2 all careless players...(By surej)
Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven. Einstein was seeker. Newton didn’t hide anywhr &stood in a square of 1 metre. Einstn: i found u newton. Newtn: u r wrong! im not newton.As im standing in 1 meter square,i’m newton/meter square & so i’m Pascal...!!...(By surej surendran)
A 20 yr old girl asked tatoo artist,How much for an animal on my knee! Artist said,Rs 500 for Tiger, Rabbit or Lion but Giraffe is free.(By surej surendran)
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