hindi adult sms
Women’s life is very hard. Morning: wash the dress. Noon: dry the dress. Evening: iron the dress. Night: remove the dress. Midnight: search the dress. (By Gagan)
frist night ko pati - is ghar me rahna he to kanjusi karni paregi. Dulhan - to phir itna sara tel kyo laga rahe ho, ye kam to ganv me thuk se he karva leti thi.(By omprakash)
GIRL:- Agar mai car ke niche ajau, to 1 mahine no college. GIRL 2:- Mai truck ke niche ajau, to 2 mahine no college. BOY:- Tum mere niche ajau to 9 mahine no college...(By Akki)
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Love is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Love is TRUE (By Dinesh)
Defference between ‘premika’ n ‘Item’:- Garden me bench par…. Premika; lover ke kandhe par sar rakhti hai. Par Item; lover ke hotho par hoth rakhti hai. (By Samir Rawool)
Shahrukh khan had realized d reason of bad performance of KKR players in IPL 2009. He found I-pill tablets in bags of every KKR player.(By Samir Rawool)
Ma- beti; mr. sharmaji ka beta aa raha hai; tumhe dekhne; chalo tayyar ho jao. Beti- Of o mom! Iske pehle usne muze sau bar dekha hai;.. bahar se bhi aur andar se bhi! (By samir rawool)
suhagrat me sardar ne subah tak patni ka ghunghat nahi uthaya, to subah patni ne naraj hokar pucha to sardar bola- “jisne ghunghat rakha wo uthae, mai kyu?” (By samir rawool)
AK SEX GIRL NE BINA SEX KIYE PAISE LEKAR BHAG GAE,SARDAR NE AD NIKALWAYA KI LADKI 5’3"NAME RITA RANG GORA JAHA DEKHO CHOD DO,PAISA PED HAI (By VIKASH )
Ek chunha jangal mein bhaga ja raha tha lomadi ne use dekha aur poochha lomadi- are kyon bhag raha hai chunha-mousi sher mujhe kaccha kha jayega. Lomadi-lekin kyon. Chunha-are sherni ka kisi ne balatkaar kar diya aur saalo ne naam mera laga diya (By Raaj)
