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IPL 20-20 MATCH DEKHKAR TEACHER CLASS ME AAYA OR BOLA:- BACHCHO BATAO CRICKET OR TOILET ME KYA SAMANTA HAI.1LADKA:- SIR SAMANTA YE HAI KI WAHAN BHI DHONI HAI OR YAHAN BHI DHONI HAI.(By RAJ)
principal-agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to. First time-100 Rs, 2nd time 200 Rs, and 3rd time 500 Rs. Munna bhai-boley to monthly pass ka kya lage ga mamu.(By jayesh)
Ek haseene ko dekh kr arz kiya hai- teri smile me kya chamak hai.... wah teri smile me kya chamak hai.... Haseena boli- mere toothpaste me namak hai... (By Annonimous)
dad-ye lo beta 20 rs. mammy ko mat kahna ki ma nokrani k sath soya tha, son- aap bahut kanjus ho mom to 50Rs deti ha jab wo driver k sath soti ha.(By kumawat)
apne dil ki bat hum unse keh nahi sakte,bin kahe bhi reh nahi sakte,a khuda aisi taqdeer bana,wo akar khud humse kahe, hum apke bina reh nahi sakte...(By sandy-9978145---)
Na koi aage tha, na koi piche tha, Na koi daye tha, na koi baye tha, Dil- e – dimag bhi bahut khali khali tha, .. doston, exam me fail hone ka yahi to reason tha! (By samir rawool)
Zakir Langada.. Pappu Kurla.. Salim Chilkha.. Iqbal Mirchi, … ... dost muze sms kar, nahi to ye upar ke bhai log tera game kar denge. (By Samir Rawool)
Ek aisa zuth jo sach se bhi jyada pyar hai: Mai rakhi sawant ke swayamwar ko gaya tha, par use sari par dekhkar maine apna nam wapas liya.(By Samir Rawool)
College ke pehle din- Usne nazar milayi Dusre din- wo thodi ghabrayi. Tisre din- thodi sharmayi. 4the din- thodi muskurayi. .. humne socha, lo 4 din me pat gayi. ..par pachve din kisi aur k sath garden me dikh gayi. .baji ghanti! Tan tan!(By SAMIR RAWOOL)
Log kehte hai pyar me nind ud jati hai; … are hum to 9 – 9 ghante sote hai, Aur pyar me apna dil koi churata hai, … mera dil to abhi bhi mere pas hai; aur pyar me rat me kuch romantic sapne padte hai, … are hume to bhooton ke sapne padte hai, Thank God! Iska matlab ye hai ki mai is pyar wyar ke chakkar me nahi pada hu.! (By Samir Rawool)
