insult sms
Kaju, pista, badam these all dry fruits are very testy but they are not sweet in comparision to you because KHAJOOR ki to baat hi kuch alag hai. ha....ha....ha....ha(By Aaryan)
Dont play with street dogs they will give u rabies.dont play with street boys they will give you babies.(By Mohanlal)
10000 machchhar 1000 chuhon ke barabar, 1000 chuhe.. 100 billiyon ke barbar, 100 billiyan… 10 kutton ke barabar, aur 10 kutte… 1 zardari ke barbar!(By samir rawool)
Kanjush longo se duniya bhari hai, 1 message bhejne me inki jan ja rahi hai; hum to sms bhej bhejkar apni dosti nibha rahe hai, aur ye chor unhe padh padhkar delete kar rahe hai.!(By Samir Rawool)
Aap aaye humare dil me ajnabi banker.. Aap bas gaye hamare dil me mehman banker.. Aap aaye humare dil me ajnabi banker.. wah wah Aap bas gaye hamare dil me mehman banker.. wah wah! … are ab bahar nikal bhi jao n; hum mehmano ki jyada khatirdari nahi karate! (By samir rawool)
Aapko yad hai, pichle bakari id ke din kuch mulla log tumhe bakra samazkar le janewale the; fir maine unhe bataya tha, ‘are ise chhod do, ye insane hai’(By samir rawool)
Sach ka samna me muze puchha gaya, ‘kya aapka dost makkar aur kamina hai?’. Tumhari izzaj bachane ke liye maine ’nahi’ jawab diya. .. par afsos kardiograph test ne mere is zuth ko pakda(By samir rawool)
Hajaro sal pehle bhagwan ne insane banaye, insan dhartipar aaye to bad me shaitan bhi aaye, shaitan aaye to dhartipar bhagwan bhi aaye.. aur shaitan nasht huye; .. par badkismati se kuch shaitan abhi bhi jinda hai aur na chahate huye bhi hume unse dosti karni pad rahi hai!(By Samir Rawool)
Maine suna tha bhuton ke paw ulte hote hai, .. par aapke paw to sidhe hai(By samir rawool)
parso mental hospital se kuch adhikari pagal logon ko dhund rahe the, aasha hai, aap unhe mile honge !!.(By Samir Rawool)
