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See what a spelling mistake can do... Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her.
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women?
A: magnets have a positive side
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.
Why is golf called a wrong game? Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole.
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