Free SMS Jokes and funny smsjokes
banta to santa :- wo aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise aadmi banta hai lekin waha ja nahi sakta santa :- ladies toilet(By mahiad----@yahoo.com)
A police arrested a MBA marketing girl. Girl:iam not involved in sex Police : then wate r u doing Girl:iam selling the condoms offarin a free trail(By Brahma)
Ravan to Doctor: Dr saheb mujhe kai dino se loose motion ki shikayat ho rahi hai. Doctor: wo to hona hi tha "Dus input aur ek output." bhala kaise nahi hoga.(By K Pandit)
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home,takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator!(By Bhavana S)
2 cockroachs sittin in a toilet, eatin potty.1 said 2 another :- yaar mujhe potty aa rahi hai.Othr said:- yaar khane ke time to aisa baat mat kar!! "!;-)!"(By Gupta R)
A professor to another: I don mind wen studnts luk at their watch during lectures. Bt I get angry wen they remove their watch shake it to c if its working..(By Silpa)
Santa Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki se takragaya Larki boli: Thappar khana hai Santa: MEra to pet bhara hua hai, Aap kisi aur se puchh le(By Deepak)
thsound of people right now having s*x. million of people right now having sleep. 10 million of people right now have doing there work. But one stupied, ass, is reading this message(By admin)
One day i read smoking is bad, i stopped smoking. one day i read drinking is bad, i stopped drinking. one day i read SEX is bad, i stopped reading(By admin)
2 gnanny's are on the church,for almost 3 hours now nd one says my boot is going 2 sleep now onether one reply"i know i heard them snored 3 times"(By admin)
